moozaad February 04 2010 12:45:00

something smells like burning and its not me...

UthMagar February 03 2010 17:09:04

OH MR. TINKLEEEEEEES!!! http://www.apple....ygalore3d/

Boomer February 02 2010 00:07:57

A blind guy got slapped by his girlfriend. He just didn't see it coming.

Dux January 31 2010 17:38:50

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

moozaad January 30 2010 01:04:54

STO guild is up and there's trash in the fleet bank to steal

Dux January 29 2010 21:22:04

I have started a heavy metal band. I'm playing Lead.

Fijit January 28 2010 20:29:20

My uncle's origami business has folded

Dux January 26 2010 22:54:38

The wife's been a little bit down recently. I caught her pouring fabric softener down her throat. She was comfort eating.

thatch January 26 2010 11:10:31

A friend of mine who worked in a coffee factory died when he fell into one of the tanks that stores the coffee. It was instant.

Tinkle January 25 2010 19:11:16

LOL - lost in translation there, maybe????

moozaad January 25 2010 16:13:51

I think it was supposed to be a joke...

Boomer January 25 2010 08:45:28

working for your lenses, eh?

Dux January 24 2010 20:44:45

I have spent this weekends working in an optician. Not for the money mind, no its for the contacts.

o3 January 13 2010 13:22:19

I had to sell part of my left foot for a drop of water, so I only have my left fot left.

Koragi January 13 2010 01:48:46

What the hell is a fot!?

o3 January 12 2010 09:20:13

nah the small ones, could only fit one hand or fot in my home at any given moment.

Boomer January 12 2010 00:48:06

Carbox home? You lived in one of these?

o3 January 11 2010 21:49:34

last time i took a breath was seven years ago, and that was when i was diving in the sewers! Cost me my carbox home.

moozaad January 11 2010 16:22:24

breath? breath? let me tell you about breathing! when I was a lad, oxygen was rationed and they only let us breath once every 10 seconds!

thatch January 11 2010 15:19:23

We're British it's our right to complain about the weather! It's like asking us not to breath.